Monday, September 21, 2009

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The Dallas Cowboys played their first NFL game at the new digs, a one BILLION dollar city, uhmm stadium, that seats 85,000 to 105,000 (comfortably?).  Shame they lost, by the way!  :-)   One minor detail in all the luxury that they overlooked, when the punter kicks the ball, it goes UP, and wassup above the field?  a very LARGE 60 yard long JumboTron screen, and when the ball goes up there, it hits the screen, and will continue to do so unless they plan on lowering the field!  HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS?  :-)




Architect George Kostanza, who was on loan from the Yankees, says there should be no issues with the height of the scoreboard, and that the Cowboys are considering a contest for fans to hit the board during a halftime punt contest on Festivus.




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There was a story in the Courier Post yesterday, that caught my eye "NJ Man Gets Prison Term After 16th DWI Conviction".  The "16th" part actually made me read it.  How are you out and driving after FIFTEEN DWI's??  Then you read on and the guy had 78 license suspensions.  78...  But he's  s-o-r-r-y, more this time then the others, because he had a head-on with another car this time and will now have to spend time IN the slammer, instead of drinking slammers!... and speaking of  s-o-r-r-y...

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You are a jerk, yes you look fat in that dress, wish I had a bazooka to launch at drivers like you, and you talk too much!  oh, excuse me for that outburst, I'm s-o-r-r-y!  There, are we ok again?  :-)  Interesting times of people in the spotlight, speaking their mind without thinking, then being s-o-r-r-y.  There are a lot of stories about what's up with people acting like this, and the examples they set.


But anyone who is a fan of the HBO show True Blood, can tell you exactly what is happening.  MaryAnn put her spell on them, to help gather the non-vampires in town, into a mass sacrifice for her "lord" and husband, the big Ox, as she chases Sookie with lobster claw arms. But wait, that Ox was really shape-shifter Jack, who gores out her heart.  Who didn't see THAT coming! ha  Everyone bounces back to normal and apologizes for their actions, including Joe Wilson, Serena Williams and Roger Federer. Happy endings for everyone...


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